“The Oak King” by Emily Balivet (for more by this artist, click here )
This New Year’s Eve Let’s Party Like It’s 1099
In general, I’m not a big one for rituals, but the Solstice exerts some weird influence on me and I find myself feverishly steeped in holiday traditions. The buying of a Christmas tree the day after Thanksgiving. The production of 27 dozen cookies and two pounds of fudge to be tinned and shipped hither and yon (an event known at our house as the Bake-a-Thon). Perhaps, the most “sacred” among these annual doings is the viewing of six holiday-themed movies, ending on Christmas Eve with the 1984 George C. Scott A Christmas Carol.
I have many favorite scenes from this lush version of Dickens’s tale, but oddly what most sticks in my head is a little throw-away bit where Tiny Tim and the whole Crachit gang belt out a song. “Here we come a-wassailing among the leaves so green; Here we come a-wandering, so fair to be seen,” they sing blithely, huddled cheek-by-jowl in their dark little hovel. No matter that Bob Crachit’s boss Scrooge is, well, a scrooge, or that the Grim Reaper may soon claim Tiny Tim, the Crachits are imbued with the Christmas spirit, and damn if it isn’t infectious. I find myself humming that tune even in the sweltering heat of July, but what exactly does it mean: Here we come a-wassailing?
Digression #1: I have always been a sucker for the mysterious power of words. As a child, I was bewitched by Edward Lear’s line in “The Owl and the Pussycat”: “They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon.” “Runcible,” a delicious slice of language that runs joyfully over the tongue. The Collins Dictionary defines a runcible spoon as a “forklike utensil with two broad prongs and one sharp, curving prong, as used for serving hors d’oeuvres.” Runcible, it notes, is a nonsense term coined in 1871 by Lear. Apparently, he used it to refer to a variety of objects, including cats, in his poems. We invent the language we need.

So, back to this wassailing thing. Wassail itself is a hot drink made with wine, beer, or cider, spices, sugar, and usually baked apples. Traditionally, it is served in a large communal bowl with handles and passed around at celebrations for Twelfth Night and Christmas Eve. (Wassail and wassailing clearly predate germ theory.) This would have been the wassail Shakespeare knew.
The original wassail was simply warmed mead—ale brewed with honey. Roasted crab apples, dropped into the mead, burst tartly to create a drink called “Lamb’s Wool” drunk on Lammas Day, which is nowhere near Twelfth Night (more about this later).
The word “wassail” was first noted in the 12th Century by the Normans as characteristic of the English, but seems to have been in usage for several centuries before that, a cobbled hybrid of the various groups who were always invading England in the dark old days—Vikings, Danes—with perhaps a dash of the native Druids. At any rate, by the time William the Conqueror arrived, wassailing was as English as Tooting Bec.
Digression #2: For the etymologists among you, Merriam-Webster reports the Middle English version of the word, wæs hæil, washayl, developed from the Old Norse ves heill “be well,” from ves (imperative singular of vera to be) + heill healthy. (Think on that next time you have a skull-splitting hangover.)
Besides going from house to house singing Christmas carols, “wassail” is also a term for “riotous reveling.” Listed among its synonyms are: bender, drunk, carouse, toot. Wassailing in this context involves imbibing liberal amounts of alcohol and enjoying oneself with friends in a noisy, lively manner. Of course, it’s entirely possible to do this in conjunction with singing Christmas carols for a real Wassail Whammy.
The point of all this caroling and carousing in medieval England was to awaken the cider apple trees while frightening away the evil spirits who might interfere with a good harvest the following year.
And it’s still going on. In a scenario straight out of the British ITV series Midsomer Murders, the Apple Orchard Wassailing takes place at Carhampton each year on January 17, the date of Twelfth Night before England adopted the Gregorian calendar. The Wassailers build a bonfire and pour cider around the trunk of the biggest apple tree.

They then—and this is my favorite part—hang cider-soaked pieces of toast from the branches. In theory, this appeases the robins who represent the “good spirits” of the tree. Personally, I think it’s the sort of thing that happens when the cider is flowing a little too freely. But wait, there’s more. Someone (hopefully, the soberest) fires a shotgun overhead to frighten away evil spirits and the assembled group sings “Old apple tree, we wassail thee . . .”
Digression #3: I promised you a note on Lammas, the origin of the drink Lamb’s Wool (you’ll find a recipe below). Shakespeare mentions Juliet’s birth on Lammas Eve, but Lammas Day, August 1, predates the Bard by centuries. Pagan in origin, Lammas was the first of three autumn harvest festivals in the medieval agricultural year (marking the end of the haying that had begun at Midsummer). Among the romps enjoyed in this merrymaking was the “loosing of a sheep” in the meadow among the mowers “for him to keep who could catch it.” (God, I love the English!)
So, as we prepare to ring in the New Year, having fired up the Yule Log (relinquishing the dark half of the year and celebrating the rebirth of the Oak King on Solstice Night), and hung up the Mistletoe (representing the seed of the Divine, and gathered long ago in the forest by Druids at Midwinter), let us wassail loudly and joyfully in a chorus of “Auld Lang Syne.”
To quote Dr. Chasuble (The Importance of Being Ernest): Isn’t language a curious thing?
RECIPE FOR LAMB’S WOOL (WASSAIL)
Author Roberta Trahan contributed this Americanized, easy-to-make version of a traditional Old English recipe when she was a guest host on Stephanie Dray’s website.
Ingredients
3 apples, peeled, cored & finely chopped
3 tablespoons butter
3 (12 ounce) bottles dark beer
1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon ginger
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a casserole dish, bake apples and butter for 30 minutes or until the apples are soft.
In a large saucepan combine: apples, beer, brown sugar and spices. Heat until hot, and serve (unstrained) in mugs.
If you’d like to try your hand at the more authentic old-world brew, click here.
OK–Inquiring minds want to know, what are the 5 holiday-themed movies other than A Christmas Carol? Or do they change from year to year? And, have you read The Green Man, by Kingsley Amis? I remember liking it very much. And remember, there’s no place like home for the holidays.
T.
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I have not read “The Green Man,” but Kingsley Amis is an interesting writer, so I’ll check it out. The six holiday-themed movies NEVER change (though they have sprouted from one to six over the years). They are, in order of viewing: Love Actually, The Family Stone, Christmas Story, The Holiday, It’s A Wonderful Life, and A Christmas Carol. As for home, IMO there’s no place like it before, during, or after the holidays. Now go brew some Lamb’s Wool for your Wassail.
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Another interesting, whimsical, and erudite post by an ever-entertaining blogger. Nice job sprinkling a pleasant wander through etymology with mythological and pop culture references (Midsomer Murders yet), and doing it all in a seasonal context. Keep ’em coming, please.
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Thanks, Ed. You have to love a noun/verb/thousand-year-custom that features hanging soggy toast from a tree.
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Oh Amy, your Spirit of Cheer is so infectious I enjoyed Christmas three times and now with the Wassail will be sure to sail on right through to 2016!
Thank you for all of it!
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Glad it cheered you. I’m always a bit torn when it comes to “decoding” the meanings behind mysterious words like “runcible” and “wassail.” I tend to spend a few years or decades (!) just enjoying their musicality and the possibilities of meaning before delving into what’s behind them. It’s a tussle between the need to know and the wondrousness of the universe. Happy 2016.
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The Owl and the Pussycat – one of my favorites! I still sing it to my children at night. And I’ve always loved “runcible.” Much more refined than “spork.”
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I had no idea there was music to Lear’s poem. I’ll have to check it out. There’s a beauty about “mysterious” words. My former mother-in-law once started to translate one of Puccini’s arias for me, and I had to beg her to stop. Not knowing the translation made the aria more emotionally powerful.
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